Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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