How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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