I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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