I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my sisters under your porch take her home
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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