I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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