just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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