My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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