i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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