everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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