I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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