just survived the first fart of the relationship.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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