were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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