I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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