Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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