Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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