is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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