Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
we should paint friendship bongs
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