wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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