I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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