If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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