Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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