Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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