But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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