when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
