official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This is the high leading the old right now
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Floor bacon is actually really good
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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