i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
