I am puke
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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