check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
