This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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