dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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