I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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