does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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