Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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