You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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