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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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