He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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