Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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