I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
wanna go halves on a baby?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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