we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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