Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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