fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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