are you so shy because you have an std?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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