When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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