We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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