so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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