Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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