dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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