I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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