FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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