Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
