weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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