You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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