My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
