Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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