We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
my liver is dry heaving
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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