I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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