i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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