I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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