PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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