are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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